What would it be like to fuck ____________?
Fucking an Entire Basketball Team…
…is hard work, but my imagination has been on it this entire game. GO
MAVS!
Jason Terry-: First and foremost, my favorite Maverick, maybe ever, (although I keep a special place in my heart for Roy Tarpley, the man whose mishaps helped me learn the finer points of probation violation before I completed elementary school). Jet has shown himself an MVP candidate on the court, but in the sack, there's no question. He lovesto eat ass, and is brilliant at it. JT played college ball in Arizona, which is known for its excellent sluts. What do sluts like the most? Getting their asses eaten. He's also very polite.
Devin Harris: SENSITACHO! This guy LOVES to eat pussy.
Josh Howard: Oddly enough, this guy also likes to eat it. Although he's not so good at it because of his weird braces.
Dirk Nowitzki: My mother has a Dirk pencil set, and any man who inspires prudish middle-aged swooning the way he does backs it up with some seriously funny "lovemaking." Fabio of the NBA stalks his prey and then carries the lady like a sack of potatoes to the top of a mountain. Followed by long-lasting missionary.
Jerry Stackhouse: Flagrant Foul! He hides your panties when you're not looking, and keeps them around for a few days to sniff them.
Fucking an Entire Basketball Team…
…is hard work, but my imagination has been on it this entire game. GO
MAVS!
Jason Terry-: First and foremost, my favorite Maverick, maybe ever, (although I keep a special place in my heart for Roy Tarpley, the man whose mishaps helped me learn the finer points of probation violation before I completed elementary school). Jet has shown himself an MVP candidate on the court, but in the sack, there's no question. He lovesto eat ass, and is brilliant at it. JT played college ball in Arizona, which is known for its excellent sluts. What do sluts like the most? Getting their asses eaten. He's also very polite.
Devin Harris: SENSITACHO! This guy LOVES to eat pussy.
Josh Howard: Oddly enough, this guy also likes to eat it. Although he's not so good at it because of his weird braces.
Dirk Nowitzki: My mother has a Dirk pencil set, and any man who inspires prudish middle-aged swooning the way he does backs it up with some seriously funny "lovemaking." Fabio of the NBA stalks his prey and then carries the lady like a sack of potatoes to the top of a mountain. Followed by long-lasting missionary.
Jerry Stackhouse: Flagrant Foul! He hides your panties when you're not looking, and keeps them around for a few days to sniff them.
…is hard work, but my imagination has been on it this entire game. GO
MAVS!
Jason Terry-: First and foremost, my favorite Maverick, maybe ever, (although I keep a special place in my heart for Roy Tarpley, the man whose mishaps helped me learn the finer points of probation violation before I completed elementary school). Jet has shown himself an MVP candidate on the court, but in the sack, there's no question. He lovesto eat ass, and is brilliant at it. JT played college ball in Arizona, which is known for its excellent sluts. What do sluts like the most? Getting their asses eaten. He's also very polite.
Devin Harris: SENSITACHO! This guy LOVES to eat pussy.
Josh Howard: Oddly enough, this guy also likes to eat it. Although he's not so good at it because of his weird braces.
Dirk Nowitzki: My mother has a Dirk pencil set, and any man who inspires prudish middle-aged swooning the way he does backs it up with some seriously funny "lovemaking." Fabio of the NBA stalks his prey and then carries the lady like a sack of potatoes to the top of a mountain. Followed by long-lasting missionary.
Jerry Stackhouse: Flagrant Foul! He hides your panties when you're not looking, and keeps them around for a few days to sniff them.
Fucking an Entire Basketball Team…
…is hard work, but my imagination has been on it this entire game. GO
MAVS!
Jason Terry-: First and foremost, my favorite Maverick, maybe ever, (although I keep a special place in my heart for Roy Tarpley, the man whose mishaps helped me learn the finer points of probation violation before I completed elementary school). Jet has shown himself an MVP candidate on the court, but in the sack, there's no question. He lovesto eat ass, and is brilliant at it. JT played college ball in Arizona, which is known for its excellent sluts. What do sluts like the most? Getting their asses eaten. He's also very polite.
Devin Harris: SENSITACHO! This guy LOVES to eat pussy.
Josh Howard: Oddly enough, this guy also likes to eat it. Although he's not so good at it because of his weird braces.
Dirk Nowitzki: My mother has a Dirk pencil set, and any man who inspires prudish middle-aged swooning the way he does backs it up with some seriously funny "lovemaking." Fabio of the NBA stalks his prey and then carries the lady like a sack of potatoes to the top of a mountain. Followed by long-lasting missionary.
Jerry Stackhouse: Flagrant Foul! He hides your panties when you're not looking, and keeps them around for a few days to sniff them.
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